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Corned Ordeal - EP

by Dazzle Rebel

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1.
Let Me In 03:08
LYRICS: There’s a witness, who knows my face There’s a witness, who saw me at the place I gotta find ‘em, and shut them up Or I’m shit, shit, shit outta luck! Open up the gate, open up the gate Open up the door, open up the door Let me in, let me in let me see you Let me in, let me in let kill you There was a witness, who knew my face There was a witness, who saw me at the place I went to find ‘em, and shut them up But I was shit, shit, shit outta luck! They opened up the gate, opened up the gate Opened up the door, opened up the door Let me in, let me in let them see me Let me in, let me in but then they kill me There was a witness, to my own death There was a witness, who knew my killer's face The killer found them and shut them up There’s no justice, it’s all fucked No justice, it’s all fucked No justice, it’s all fucked They opened up the gate, opened up the gate Opened up the door, opened up the door Let me in, let me in let them see me Let me in, let me in but then they kill me
2.
LYRICS: It’s frying time, this is summer Can’t even recall one summer so very hot It’s frying time, this is summer I crawl down to the beach and find my own nesting spot I take off my top and I’m squatting in my speedos Unroll the towel and lay loving on El Nino The rest of the day I’ll be cooking in the sun Sunshine amplifier The tanning has begun Sweating balls of fire I’m cooking in the sun My face on fire, this is summer It’s fun to recall those summers that were not so hot My face on fire, this is summer I’m cooking on the beach and sizzling in my nesting spot I run to the sea and start dancing in my speedos Nuclear heat is killing my libido The entire day I've been cookin’ in the sun Sunshine amplifier The tanning has begun Sweating balls of fire I’m cooking in the sun I’m cooking, cooking, cooking in the sun! I’m cooking, cooking, cooking in the sun! I’m cooking, cooking, cooking in the sun! I’m cooking, cooking, cooking in the sun! It ain’t fun!
3.
LYRICS: Whore Whore Whore You’re sweet sixteen and you have been a dirty stinking whore Your Dad’s a tramp and your Mum a skank, whose ugly face should be against the law You’re such a chav and scummy brat with no taste no decor And no one should go near your twat coz your herpes will make their dick sore So tell your herpes guys with their souped-up rides I’ll knock them to the floor If they come around booming their beatbox sounds at half-past eleven at night And if you play that song again I’ll come and break down your door And smash those speakers with a bat, coz this is fucking war I'm raging because I don't understand Why you act the way you do You probably had a shitty childhood And that left you wild and confused Still Your music’s shite It ain’t quite right And you are a fucking whore!
4.
LYRICS: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, Give me, some oomph I’m stuck behind a trailer again My soul, so fucked It’s like a motor running on air Give me, some luck I’m stranded on the highway again My heart, so fucked It’s like a motor run out gas I need to hustle for gas Cus’ I’m out on my ass Hustle for gas To fill my motor again Give me some dosh I’m hitchin’ down the highway again My head, so fucked It’s like a motor blown and now trash I need to hustle for gas And a barrel of laughs Hustle for gas To fill my motor again To fill my motor again To fill my motor again

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released February 7, 2024

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Dazzle Rebel Nottingham, UK

With musical creations forged in a furnace and tempered with icy lyrics, Dazzle Rebel brazenly leads the Fringe Rock movement. Part avant-garde songsmith twisting together Post-Punk, New Wave, Grunge and Alternative Rock. Part renaissance songwriter with compelling and off-beat stories, filled with social commentary, political satire, heartfelt introspective and a healthy dose of dark humour. ... more

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